Smileys!
Use them 4 fun  :)
for business  :-$
to get laid  '-)
to tell someone U're sad  :'(
or to tell your dentist U gotta come in for a check 'cause U got a hell of a f...ing pain  :'{*}

Use them in emails, articles or letters, -hell, use them in bed if U want to.

// <:o)
 

        <---           Referring to self
        :-)            Smile
        :-D            Smile II
        :)             Classical smiley
        :*             Kiss
        ^*             Controlled kiss
        '-)            Wink
        ;-)            Wink II
        :-X            My lips are sealed
        :-P            Tongue-in-cheek
        :-y            Tongue wagging
        ()             A Hug
        <>             Kiddy Hug
        {}             Romantic Hug
        []             Grandmother Hug
        :'(            Crying
        O:)            Angel
        }:>            Devil
        :-):-(         Masks Theatrical Comments
        :<)            For those w/ hairy lips
        :<)=           For those w/ beards too
        :/)            Not funny
        P-)            Pirate
        (@@)           You're Kidding!
        :-"            Pursing lips
        :-v            Speaking face (side profile)
        :-V            Shouting
        :-w            Speak w/ forked tongue
        :-W            Shout w/ forked tongue
        :-r            Bleahhh
        :-f            Bleahhh
        :-p            Bleahhh
        :-1            Smirk
        :-,            Smirk II
        <:-O           Eeek!
        :-*            Oops! (covering mouth c hand)
        :-T            Keeping a straight face
        :-o            More shouting
        :-O            Still more shouting
        :-{            Count Dracula
        =|:-)=         Uncle Sam
        7:)            Reagan
        :-#            Censored
        :-x            Kiss, kiss
        :->            Another Happy Face
        :-(            Unhappy
        :-C            Really Unhappy
        :-<            Forlorn
        :-B            Drooling
        :-|            Disgusted
        :-?            Licking your lips
        <:>==          A Turkey
        :-):-):-)      Loud Guffaw
        :-J            Tongue-in-cheek
        :*)            Clowning Around
        :-8            Talking out of both sides of your mouth
        @=             Mushroom cloud
        <:-)           For dumb questions
        O=             A burning candle
        -=             A doused candle
        OO             Highlights on a message
        :_)            Nose out-of-joint
        B-)            Batman
        B-|            Michael Keaton Batman
        #:-)           Matted hair
        :-O            Oh, nooo! (A la Mr Bill)
        |-(            Late night messages
        :^)            Messages about noses
        :-{#}          Someone in braces
        (:-$           Ill
        (:-&           Angry
        (:-(           Very Sad
        (:^(           Broken nose
        (:<)           Blabbermouth
        :-(=)          Big teeth
        &:-)           Curly Hair
        @:-)           Wavy Hair
        ?-(            Black Eye
        %-)            Broken glasses
        +<:-|          Monk/Nun
        {o-)           Cyclops
        (:-|K-         Formal message
        @%&$%&         You know what this means
        ||*(           Handshake offered
        ||-)           Handshake accepted
        <&&>           Rubber chickens
        ><><           Argyle socks
        2B|^2B         Message about Shakespeare
        (-_-)          Secret smile
        <{:-)}         Message in a bottle
        <:-)<<|        Message from a rocket
        (:-...         Heart Breaking Message
        <<<<(:-)       Message from a hat salesman
        (O-<           A fishy message
        (:->-<         Message from a thief
        (I==I)         A message on four wheels
        :^{            Another mustache
        {'             Alfred Hitchcock
        (:-)           With yarmulke
        8-)            With glasses
        :-E            Vampire
        :^)=           Vampire with a charming nose (e.g. Egyptian Vampiress)
        :-ö            Have a normal day
        :-             Male
        >-             Female
        ö-0            Birth
        8-#            Death
        (:ö            Egghead
        =``(           Crying smiley
        *<({:-{)}>     Santa
        %-(            I've been looking at this screen for 5 hours straight
        :-$            Banker
        $-)            Lawyer or agent
        :o)            Another happy face
        ->o            Santa 2
        <:o)           Clown
        :-----------}  Pinnchio smiley
        :-o~           Drooling
        {8->           Beatnik
        [:-|]          You gotta be kidding!
 
 
 

Ok, I got it, take me back please.
Now, ok?
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